Monthly Archives: August 2015

Pitch Wars 2015 Mentee Bio

Hey there, welcome to my little bit of the web. Please ignore the fact that this blog is seldom used. My online presence is mostly on social media and it’s hard to maintain a blog when I keep writing about the exact same thing…

“Still writing…not published…working on it.”

That about sums it up!

Anyway, my name is Joni and I’m really hoping that this year I’ll find an awesome-sauce mentor with Pitch Wars to help me spruce up my latest project so I have a shiny gem to present to many lovely agents.

A little bit about me:  I’m 40-something years old, married, with three children. I haven’t always wanted to be a writer, but I’ve always loved reading. Always. I dabbled with writing on and off while my kids were little, but busy mom stuff and health issues kept me from pursuing it seriously. Finally, in 2012, I got to business. I decided, “I’m going to write a novel!” and really meant it. Since then, I’ve written five complete novels and actively queried two of them, so I’m no stranger to how all this stuff works, but I know I have plenty to learn. My novels are YA or MG, all are fantasy in nature except one…

A bit about the MS I’m submitting to Pitch Wars:  My latest novel is my first MG contemporary. No fantasy, no magic, and no mystical lands. Just a normal girl in her own extraordinary circumstances. It’s funny, when I first started writing I would have never imagined writing anything but YA fantasy, so the fact that I’ve written this is a surprise even to me. But it’s all part of learning, growing, and becoming a better writer. My novel, MESSY, is about Bailey, a sixth-grade girl with a secret she’s dying to keep to herself…her mother is an out-of-control hoarder. By hoarder, I mean Bailey’s mother packs their house with all kinds of useless junk, so much that they can barely move around inside, and Bailey’s had enough. But, being a sixth-grader, what can she do? She feels trapped and alone at home, while at school she has to deal with all the craziness that comes along with being on the cusp of adolescence. Basically, everything is messy!

I think Middle Grade literature is special, it’s amazingly varied and packed with meaning on all sorts of levels. Most books that have moved me and made a lasting impact on my life have been MG.  Here’s a short list of some of my MG favorites (although I love so many there’s no way I can list them all):

  • Holes by Louis Sachar
  • The Giver by Lois Lowry
  • Flipped by Wendelin Van Draanen
  • El Deafo by Cece Bell
  • Walk Two Moons by Sharon Creech
  • The Graveyard Book by Neil Gaiman
  • Princess Academy by Shannon Hale
  • All Harry Potter by J.K. Rowling
  • All Percy Jackson/Heroes of Olympus/Kane Chronicles by Rick Riordan
  • The Prydain Chronicles (The Book of Three, The Black Cauldron, etc.) by Lloyd Alexander

I’ll stop before I get carried away, but you get the ideas.  I love MG books, I l just love books in general.  As far as being a potential mentee goes, I love writing and I’m perfectly aware of how much I have to learn.  I don’t mind feedback, in fact I like seeing lots of red on my manuscripts because it means I can  improve.  In writing, revising is where the real work is and I try my best to work hard.

Thanks for reading and good luck to everyone entering Pitch Wars!